apparently a child’s personality as a base is basically decided 6 weeks after birth, does that mean during that time if someone says “MAN, FUCK PINEAPPLES, THEY SUCK, I HATE THEM” the child would permanently feel contempt towards pineapples?

90% of horse movies
girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*
girl: dad can I keep it
dad: no there's no hope for it let's go
girl: dad u idiot u don't get me
girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*
*cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
dad: how dare u
girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special
girl: *enters race*
girl: *wins*
dad: u make me so proud
horse: *whinnies*


i bet one of her trophies is World’s Biggest Bitch


When your teacher tells you to sit down



My favorite person


this is important




My ombre hair !!

oh my god its like flames

You’re an anime protagonist.


long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about



you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational



hi y’all, i’m eating ass

what a good post! and relatable! everyone follow!


hi y’all, i’m eating ass